The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday March 15, 2019 ​​  ​Actual church bulletin messages…….    1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 14, 2019 ​​  ​NEW DRUGS JUST RELEASED ON THE MARKET!   DAMNITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 13, 2019 ​​  Here’s the story…. One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The little one was maybe… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 12, 2019 ​Contemporary Latin Phrases: “Domino vobiscum.” (The pizza guy is here.) “Auda similarum ad seattles.” (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 11, 2019 FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES…..   * “Close the curtains,” requested our 2 year old granddaughter, sitting in a pool of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 8, 2019 Senior Personal Ads FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp- looking, sharp-dressing… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 7, 2019 Wisdom from Grandpa…… * Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 6, 2019  Here’s the story…..  The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 5, 2019  Things it takes most of us 50 years to learn: 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 4, 2019  COMPUTER PROVERBS to help you get in touch with your inner geek! * Home is where you hang your @. *… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”