The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday March 29, 2019 REAL 911 CALLS….   Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 28, 2019 Here’s the Story….. Today’s Modern Text Love Glossary: from ‘ILY’ to ‘starter marriage,’ we give you a fun guide to the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 27, 2019 25 Phrases Of Wisdom…. 1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 26, 2019 Tuesday’s Punagrapy…​ 1. The circus had to renew their insurance policy. They were in a hurry, so the insurance company issued… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 25, 2019 ​Here’s the story…. Many of us [those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering near 40] are quite confused about how… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 22, 2019 ​ True excerpts from grade school students’ papers: * The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. * A census taker is… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 21, 2019 ​​ How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale….. 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 19, 2019 ​​Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age: Modem, She Wrote: Each… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 18, 2019 ​​​Here’s the story…. Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”