The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday April 12, 2019 WEEKEND PONDERING…. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you get the “Keep… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 11, 2019 WEEKEND PUNOGRAPHY….. 1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall off trees… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 10, 2019 Kids’ Instructions on Life! – Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 – When you want something… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 9, 2019 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 8, 2019   The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 5, 2019 Pungraphy for the weekend….  1. The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 4, 2019     “OLD” IS WHEN… Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 3, 2019 TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! ! If you think you’re fat, you probably are.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 2, 2019 Here’s the story……..  Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 1, 2019 New Parking Rules (Not to be taken seriously unless….) Rule #1 – When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”