The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Monday August 19, 2019   Pondering Out Loud…   1. Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?   2. At a movie theater which arm rest is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 16, 2019   The History Of Casual Day!   Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day so… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 15, 2019 Signs of the times Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you We will save your sole We will… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 14, 2019 PERKS OF BEING OVER 60….. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 13, 2019 GOLF, n. 1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. 2. A… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Monday August 12, 2019 Here’s the story…. Today we take a look at this morning’s Market Activity: Helium was up. Feathers were down.  Paper was stationary. Fluorescent… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 9, 2019   Weekend Punagraphy…. 1. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    WELCOME to Thursday August 8, 2019 Pondering out loud….. 1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.😳 2. I’m not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 7, 2019 Today’s Punagraphy… (Really Bad)….really….. 1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. The past, the present,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 6, 2019 Clarification Of Corporate Lingo.. To help you in your job search here is the Employer’s Lingo defined: “COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”