The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday April 26, 2019 Here’s the story…. There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 25, 2019 Wise proverbs of the day! 1. He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. 2. Man who run… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 24, 2019 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 23, 2019 Here’s the story.. Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath- room, I stopped at a rest area and… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 22, 2019 Here’s the story…. This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 19, 2019 Here’s the story…. Historical research has recently discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 18, 2019 Real Letters kids have written to God:    1. Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 17, 2019 What You Get When You Marry… * A chef? (You get buttered up.) * A chauffeur? (You get taken for a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 16, 2019 Today’s top ten Resume blunders: (From actual resumes as reported by Fortune magazine) 1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 15, 2019 Dinner Stories at Your 50th Class Reunion: 1. How to treat constipation. 2. Ten rules to shrink the belly! 3. Tricks… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”