The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Monday December 31, 2018. FACEBOOK QUOTES AND SAYINGS….. I do take u 2 be my lawfully wedded Facebook buddy. To have and 2 harass in… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Friday December 28, 2018. Here are some of the craziest named streets in the USA! 1. Stoner Ave, AR. 2. Intersection of Stroke & Acoma,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Friday December 21, 2018. Following are a few gems taken from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require pre- scription drugs.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Thursday December 20, 2018.   Signs You’re Going to Have a Bad Day….. You know it’s going to be a bad day when… * your… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Wednesday December 19, 2018. SONGS FROM THE HOSPITAL “HIT PARADE” * I’ll be Sewing You. * Red Cells in the Sunset. * It’s Spleen a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Tuesday December 18, 2018. Signs Found In Kitchens… 1. Kitchen closed – – this chick has had it! 2. Martha Stewart doesn’t live here! 3.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Monday December 17, 2018. Bumper Stickers…… * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? * He who laughs last thinks slowest.😱 *… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Friday December 14, 2018.   JENNIFER’S CHOCOLATE RULES… ~ If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands,   you’re eating it too slowly. ~… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Thursday December 13, 2018.   Crazy T-Shirt Sayings…. 1. (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won. 2. My Wife Is A… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”

WELCOME to Wednesday December 12, 2018.   WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF…? Amnesia                What did you just ask me? Apathy                  I don’t care. Bigotry                  I’m not going… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases”