The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Wednesday September 12, 2018. Oat Milk, Really? OK here’s the story, you take a cup of oatmeal pour hot water over it, let it soak,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 11, 2018. Things I’d Like to Hear, Just Once in my lifetime…. From my auto mechanic: “That part is much less expensive than… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2018. HOW TO WRITE GOOD…. Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday September 7, 2018. AVIATION 101…. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory.   If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2018. What a difference 30 years makes…. 1978: Wore long hair/2018: Longing for hair. 1978: Sitting around thinking of the perfect high.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday September 5, 2018. Funny Answers from Students on Music Exams… 1. The principal singer of nineteenth-century opera was called pre-Madonna. 2. It is easy… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 4, 2018. Today we take a look at suspect signs and botched billboards that dot  the American landscape.  Here are some other signs that need… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 31, 2018. Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House.. 1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2018. Comebacks to the age old question – “Why aren’t you married yet?” You haven’t asked yet. I was hoping to do… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”