The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday August 28, 2018. What Biblical Mothers said; 1. “Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been!” 2. “David! I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 27, 2018. What Professors/Teachers Really Mean…. 1. This needs some minor revision. = I never actually got around to reading this. 2. My… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 24, 2018. Here’s the story…. “Cookie Monster checks into rehab after intervention”VENTURA, CA – Friends and family of the TV star Cookie Monster… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 23, 2018. THOUGHTS 4 THE DAY… 1. Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 22, 2018. Here’s the story… My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 21, 2018. Murphy’s Top Ten Laws for Parents; 1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 20, 2018. Ten Obtainable Affirmations… 1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 17, 2018. DID YOU KNOW? 1. Glass is a liquid. After approximately 10 years a window will be thicker at the bottom… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 16, 2018. Bad College Courses 1. Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker 2. English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre Essay… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 15, 2018. Some funny Sniglets (made up slang words) Alfred Hitchcooking – the act of stabbing the frozen peas to get them to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”