The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Tuesday September 18, 2018. BRILLIANT PEOPLE… 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday September 17, 2018. Unlikely marriages 1. If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty. 2. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday September 14, 2018. The question of the day is..”At what age does life really begin????😏 Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday September 12, 2018. Oat Milk, Really? OK here’s the story, you take a cup of oatmeal pour hot water over it, let it soak,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 11, 2018. Things I’d Like to Hear, Just Once in my lifetime…. From my auto mechanic: “That part is much less expensive than… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2018. HOW TO WRITE GOOD…. Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday September 7, 2018. AVIATION 101…. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory.   If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2018. What a difference 30 years makes…. 1978: Wore long hair/2018: Longing for hair. 1978: Sitting around thinking of the perfect high.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”