The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday August 14, 2018. Here’s the story…… C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors,” and E-flat… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 13, 2018. Life! 1. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. 2. There’s a fine… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. DID YOU EVER WONDER . . . How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.😁 How… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. Contemporary Vocabulary! 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 8, 2018. A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 7, 2018. Things I’d Like to Hear, Just Once…….. From my auto mechanic: “That part is much less expensive than I thought.” “I’ve… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 6, 2018. When Life begins….. * Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else is starting to wear out, fall… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 3, 2018. Words to build your vocabulary… AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 2, 2018. SONGS FROM THE HOSPITAL “HIT PARADE” * I’ll be Sewing You. * Red Cells in the Sunset. * It’s Spleen a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 1, 2018. Wise thoughts… 1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 2. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”