The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday May 4, 2018. Think about it! * Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. *… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 3, 2018. Here’s the story…. A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows): A man, wanting to rob a downtown… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2018. Paraprosdokians….. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 1, 2018. Misunderstood Lyrics #101. Hall & Oates – Maneater / “She’s a magneto” Bruce Springsteen – Tenth Avenue Freezeout / “Dead Devil… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 30, 2018. REALLY? I used to be a butcher, but I backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in my… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 27, 2018. Pondering Out Loud……. If mummies are from egypt,then from where are daddies from? Should vegetarians attend meetings? If you mix flour,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2018. THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK….. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 25, 2018. Bumper Stickers……. All generalizations are false, including this one. “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 24, 2018. Pondering out loud….. Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 23, 2018. Here’ The Story….. Yesterday I lost a close friend whom I know for over 58 years of my life. He was… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”