The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Wednesday February 14, 2018.      Why? Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don’t point… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday February 13, 2018.   Laws……… Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Bath Theorem: When… Read more “WELCOME to Tuesday February 13, 2018.”

WELCOME to Monday February 12, 2018.   Pondering……… How can one TV station have the “exclusive” accurate weather? Did they “storm” in and scoop the others? How come… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday February 9, 2018.   Bad Literature…. The confidence in his smile… that smile that pulled me in like ice cream melting down a cone. With… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday February 8, 2018.     We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday February 7, 2018.     What were the authors thinking? The confidence in his smile… that smile that pulled me in like ice cream melting down… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday February 6, 2018. Thoughts to get through a Crisis!   Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. You cannot make… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday February 5, 2018. Wrinkles don’t hurt. Laughing is good exercise – it’s like jogging on the inside. No man or woman is worth your… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday February 2, 2018. Steven Wright, Master of the Absurd! Whenever everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I ever have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday February 1, 2017. Learn a new word each day….. Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”