The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2023 Here’s The Story……While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitresshad dropped… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 22, 2023 Getting old when….. You know you’re getting older when… Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2023 Here’s The Story….I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident,my mother accompanied me… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 20, 2023 Here’s The Story….A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. Thegroom told the bride that… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2023 Here’s The Story….A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16, 2023 Here’s The Story….Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in lifewas to go on… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15, 2023 THE DAY AFTER VALENTINES DAY…Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental animals!Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 14, 2023 The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guestand room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City. Room Service (RS):… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 13, 2023 Why ask why Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If the 7-11 is open… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10, 2023 The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let’s face itEnglish is a stupid language.There… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”