WELCOME to Tuesday, October 10, 2017.                ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 9, 2017.               Why ask why……………..  Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 6, 2017.              Mother’s dictionary…. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 5, 2017.             More Miscellaneous terms…….really…. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 4, 2017.             True Internet addiction… You Are Internet Addicted When: You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 3, 2017.            Tuesday’s really bad Punography…. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 2, 2017.            Miscellaneous terms…………. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 29, 2017.           Really Bad Weekend Punography…. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. How did two oceans… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, September 25, 2017.          Twenty Things I Learned From Action Movies…… 1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 22, 2017.         REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY 2….. Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”