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    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 31, 2017.             Thursday’s Pondering………  What’s another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn’t a fruit? After… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 31, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, August 30, 2017.             Miscellaneous terms………….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 29, 2017.            Even More Pondering….  Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? 2. If… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 29, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, August 28, 2017.            More Pondering…..  If practice makes perfect & nobody’s perfect, why practice? 2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 28, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, August 25, 2017.            Southern medical terminology 2…… Colic – A sheep dog. 2. Catscan – Searching for Kitty. 3. D&C – Where Washington is.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 25, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 24, 2017.            Thursday’s Really Bad Punography…. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around. A friend of mine… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 24, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, August 23, 2017.           Funny Headlines………..  1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  2. Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use  3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope  4.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 23, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 22, 2017.           You know you older when……..  1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.  2. You keep more… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 22, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, August 21, 2017.          Rules for ensemble playing…………… A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 21, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, August 18, 2017.          Southern medical terminology…..  Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.  2. Tumor – More than one.  3. Cauterize – Made eye… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 18, 2017August 18, 2017 by eucman

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