The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 3O, 2020 Evaluating progress…….  A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 23, 2020 Bumper Stickers……. “Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all it’s students!” “According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2020 Feline Physics Laws……. Law of Cat InertiaA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2020 Here’s the story……Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outsidethis small village.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2020 Steven Wright……….. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2020 Winter Seminars…… New Winter Seminars for Women The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 16, 2020 How all careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2020 Great truths about life that adults have learned. 1.Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12, 2020 Job Lingo………. What The New Job-Lingo Really Means ** JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”