The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 The Funny Side of Marriage……………. One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 12, 2020Life’s Little Moments of Destruction. The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9, 2020You Know You’re Too Stressed If… You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud.Trees begin to chase… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 8, 2020Think About it………….* Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.* Your conscience may not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 7, 2020 ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS: *You could be a winner! No purchase… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 6, 2020    ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 5, 2020   THINKING OUT LOUD AGAIN! 1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. 2. What kind of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 2, 2020    Weekend Punography  1. I got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off.2. Q: What’s the best thing about… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBERER 1, 2020  Thinking Out Loud……Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 30, 2020Thinking Out Loud…… Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?The light went out, but where to ?Why do banks… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”