The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 9, 2020 A Mother’s dictionary……. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 8, 2020 OLD PEOPLE… OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 5, 2020 Natural Laws……… “The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 4, 2020 Funny Analogies…. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. He… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 3, 2020 A Cowboy’s Guide to Life…. 1. Never squat with yer spurs on. 2. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 2, 2020 Doctor’s Reports….. 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 1, 2020 Ever wonder in your relationship, how ‘the fight’ started? One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 29, 2020 TOP BUMPER STICKERS… * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? * He who laughs last thinks slowest.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 28, 2020 How to Lie on The Bathroom Scale…… 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the morning,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 27, 2020 Amazing-but-True Facts! I don’t know how true this stuff is, but I do know that they are really weird facts! Enjoy…..… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”