The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 26, 2020   A WOMAN’S DICTIONARY…….. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Blonde… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 22, 2020   WEEKEND PUNOGRAPHY… Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 21, 2020   Pondering out Loud…….. Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD……AGAIN….. Aren’t all questions answerable? Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to? Can you confuse an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 19, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD… 11) Lawyers wear law suits. 10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice. 9) A… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 18, 2020   Paraprosdokians  (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which  the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 15, 2020   THINKING OUT LOUD……. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 14, 2020 Think About It……  Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 13, 2020   Deep Thoughts……..  Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 12, 2020   Funny Analogies……..  The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. He was… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”