The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Wednesday August 14, 2019 PERKS OF BEING OVER 60….. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 13, 2019 GOLF, n. 1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. 2. A… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Monday August 12, 2019 Here’s the story…. Today we take a look at this morning’s Market Activity: Helium was up. Feathers were down.  Paper was stationary. Fluorescent… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 9, 2019   Weekend Punagraphy…. 1. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    WELCOME to Thursday August 8, 2019 Pondering out loud….. 1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.😳 2. I’m not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 7, 2019 Today’s Punagraphy… (Really Bad)….really….. 1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. The past, the present,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 6, 2019 Clarification Of Corporate Lingo.. To help you in your job search here is the Employer’s Lingo defined: “COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Friday August 2, 2019 RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary “On the way.” – Still in bed. “In the car.” – In the shower. “GPS says… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Thursday August 1, 2019 This Strange English Language…. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”