The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Tuesday July 9, 2019 Physics 101… Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday July 8, 2019 Things I learned from a snowman…really… It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday July 5, 2019 “Performance Evaluations” These useful quotes are from actual federal employee performance evaluations: 1. Since my last report, this employee has reached… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday July 2, 2019 Unusual phobias: 1. alektorophobia – fear of chickens 2. aulophobia – fear of a flute 3. clinophobia – fear of going… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday June 28, 2019 Here’s the story…. Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again and the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday June 27, 2019 Contemporary Latin Phrases: “Domino vobiscum.” (The pizza guy is here.) “Auda similarum ad seattles.” (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 26, 2019 INTERESTING THOUGHTS….(that could get you shot😏)   1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”