The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Monday June 24, 2019 LANGUAGE!  1. Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? 2. Why do some… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday June 21, 2019 Press Bloopers. 1. He left for a vacation at his lodge, taking his favorite two great dames with him.   2. Rev.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday June 20, 2019  Subject:  Tech Support: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 19, 2019  Rules to keep in mind when using the Queen’s Engerlish: 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 18, 2019  Thoughts… If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday June 17, 2019  Really Bad Punagraphy….(Really) I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Why was King Arthur’s army too tired… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 12, 2019  ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITO’S: *You could be a winner!… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 11, 2019  THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE… If you’re obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you’re co-dependent, ask someone… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”